New year, new beginnings...

Welcome to your first year in homoland, Cum Dumpster! Up until now, you thought that you were a pussy-loving straight man, right? WRONG. Goddess knows you better than you know yourself, and I know that deep down its cock that you desire. This year I'm going to make you discover about yourself what I've known about you all along -- That you are a fucking faggoty faggot!!!

Wipe the word "pussy" out of your mind forever and replace it with COCK.

You want to taste COCK.
You want to suck COCK.
You want to get ass-fucked by COCK.