I don't care where you siphon it from, all I want from you is MORE CASH. It's no secret that I'm a greedy greedy gold-digging bitch, so it should come as no surprise that I'm after that nest egg. I've even come up with the PERFECT cover to help you GO FUND ME in the most unsuspecting, inconspicuous way possible. Don't you want to know more? Of course you do...