Are you ready, gooner? Ready to switch off your virtually non-existent brain completely and come on this journey, gooning yourself into oblivion? I’m even going to talk to you in a bimbo voice, just to make you feel even more of a mindless retarded gooning drone – an complete & utter goontard! Jerking, edging, stroking & gooning forever more. This is your life now, what remaining brain cells you have left will slowly melt away during this clip, until I’ve transformed you into exactly what I want: a hopeless, brainless, stroke-addicted GOONTARD!