It's the first of April - April fools day! And you are both a fool and a loser, so it's time to get well and truly ripped off and pay your taxes to MY English Queendom, My Empire, the loser funded state ruled by Me, Queen Dommelia! I just booked flights to Bali with My super hot girl friend and paying your taxes this month will go towards that flight and spending money! Losers deserve to pay for My luxury life and live a basic as fuck life in order to give Me more! I am hot, you are not, and you will pay me for no other reason than that!