You are surprised when I agree to meet you at a hotel. I was your biggest crush in college, but you were always too much of a loser to bag Me. Now that you're successful financially you're hoping that I'll give you a chance. You come into the room fully expecting to hear a 'no way'. You're excited when I tell you that while I won't date you, I will give you a hand job for unlimited 1 month access to your fancy new credit card. You immediately agree...but there is one tiny(LOL) problem...you're too small for a handjob. Don't worry, I have another idea...




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