Today, you're going to make me very happy. I know already that you would do just about anything for me, so let's test that. I'm going to make you humiliate yourself just to please me. You're going to write horrible insults on your face with permanent marker and then beat yourself up. All of this is for me, not you, so I don't care if you feel totally ashamed. That's the fucking point! You need to remember that you don't deserve respect like I do. You want my attention? This is how you get it, loser.