As superior and sexy as I am, I still try to remain "real". Maybe it is not obvious or maybe you just haven't thought about it, but my body is 100% real. My body is perfectly proportioned and to mess with that would be a horrible crime. Actually, maybe not every change is horrible. Recently, my boobs grew about one cup size because of a diet change I made. Somehow my body just became that much more amazing. I know big, expensive, fake boobs are popular, but mine just got bigger without any help whatsoever. Obviously that means my REAL boobs are superior to any fake ones. Of course that means I...

As superior and sexy as I am, I still try to remain "real". Maybe it is not obvious or maybe you just haven't thought about it, but my body is 100% real. My body is perfectly proportioned and to mess with that would be a horrible crime. Actually, maybe not every change is horrible. Recently, my boobs grew about one cup size because of a diet change I made. Somehow my body just became that much more amazing. I know big, expensive, fake boobs are popular, but mine just got bigger without any help whatsoever. Obviously that means my REAL boobs are superior to any fake ones. Of course that means I want some damn money for being so awesome! Everyone knows fake boobs are expensive; I'm about to make real boobs expensive too. Now go buy this clip and watch me bounce, shake, and squeeze my newly found C cups...and then flip you off hahahaha.