You know I was down at this pool hall just shooting some pool and smoking my cigar, when this idiot got the nerve to come up to me and say something about how the cigar looked like a big cock in my mouth. So I slugged him! Then I slugged him again. You know I dont know what it is about myself, I just tend to get into fights all the time! People think I look so sweet but dont press my buttons! Ill kick your ass from here to next Tuesday! I mean look at these! Ive got all kinds of muscles and I know how to use them!