Every day you sit through your miserable job, doing mundane tasks just to be stuck in traffic for an hour and half, come home to your ugly fat wife and sit alone in your office so you can work on the computer, as you sit down at your computer you feel this relief raking over you, finally you can feel the rush of handing that measly little paycheck over to me! It isnt yours, it never was, so just hand it over! Youre obsessing over my photos on instagram all day while youre at work, you check my twitter incessantly so you dont miss a single tweet, you hang on to my every word and action, you obs... Show more