It's Christmas and you're all alone, no surprise, you're such a loser no one wants to be around you. You haven't gotten any gifts from anyone because no one cares about you. Maybe you got a christmas card from someone who pitties you. People only feel pity for you, nothing else. You have nothing and no one to lie for, no one but me that is. You live for me, and what better way to spend your lonely christmas but to drink and shop for me! You don't have any friends or family to shop for anyway so just spend all your money on my christmas presents!