The closest you can come to being my boyfriend is funding my fuck dates, loser. Just a cuck, your wallet is all you are worth. Forget what you aren’t packing, I want to rob your pockets not vomit from being jumpscared by your gross clit. I am going to drain your wallet and leave you denied. Blue balls will become your new slave name. If you save up enough you might even get to hear about how naughty I have been lately but you will never get to be the one I am fucking. I use you, blatantly taking advantage of you before discarding you in the trash like a used condom.