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I doubt you remember her birthday anyways, whereas mine is soo easy to remember. Halloween. Day of the ded wallets. My bday isn’t just more important than your marriage, it is more important than your wife. I mean honestly, how could you live without Ivy? I know you want to show me how deeply I have captured you and my bday is the perfect opportunity. Buy this clip and let the countdown to your favorite holiday begin!