I can't help it if I think it's funny when you're sad. It is entertaining to make you cry, everyone laughs at you because it is so funny. You are so useless and the only thing you can do is entertain people by following their instructions. What else is out there for you?

You're a tiny dick loser that has one purpose - to entertain all of the people that are better than you. You do as you're told to make us laugh. It is just so funny how much of a loser you are, how pathetic, how weak. You'll do it because you've got nothing else!