I want to tell everyone about us. I want to tell everyone about our relationship. I can't? Why not? Because it will ruin your marriage? So what! That means I get all of your attention and I don't have to deal with your wife. It will ruin your career? Who cares! That means you can find a better job and earn more money for me.

Don't make me pout, I want to tell everyone, I don't see why this is a bad thing. Maybe I can just send a few emails. Make a few phone calls. Just let me tell everyone about us already or I am going to be very upset!