You want to be my good boy? Obey everything I say to do, no matter what? Get down on the ground on your hands and knees, you are going to be my cute little puppy. I am your master!

Bark for me! You want to be good so you can get treats. Go get a pillow. You're going to need to let that hyper out, so you're going to let it out on that pillow. There's no YES GODDESS during this one, just bark in compliance and agreement. You're not going to hump my leg, but that pillow.

You are going to be such a good little doggy for me!