Oh no, another New Years where you spend alone, just a woman behind your computer screen. No one wants to be with you, no one wants you around. You're better off alone, get whatever you want or have to make this evening better. You are going to pay for my attention and you're going to make this night memorable, well never mind - you probably won't remember much when I am done with you.

I could feel sorry for you and take pity on you, but I won't. I could try to help you, but I want to make it worse for you. It won't get better anyway!