I know everything you do, I am the one that sees your messages and makes your appointments. I can tell your wife and ruin your marriage, I can tell your boss and you can lose your job. I can ruin your entire life and there's nothing you can do about it. If you want me to keep your secret you're going to give me a raise and YOU will handle all of the work while I get to sit around and get paid.

There's no guarantee that I will always keep this secret so you had better be on your best behavior. Now get down on your knees and open your mouth.