Oh good! You are waking up. Don't be frightened, I know this feels weird and you wonder how you got here but I will explain everything. Some woman in your life thought you were incredibly useless and wanted to do something about it. You were brought here to be reprogrammed, basically everything about you will be stripped away and you will just exist to do as you are told. You might want to resist, fight against it, but we will wear you down and leave only an obedient zombie behind!

You will never again be asked to do something and put it off. You won't complain that you are busy or...

Oh good! You are waking up. Don't be frightened, I know this feels weird and you wonder how you got here but I will explain everything. Some woman in your life thought you were incredibly useless and wanted to do something about it. You were brought here to be reprogrammed, basically everything about you will be stripped away and you will just exist to do as you are told. You might want to resist, fight against it, but we will wear you down and leave only an obedient zombie behind!

You will never again be asked to do something and put it off. You won't complain that you are busy or don't want to or ask why someone else can't do it. You will jump up and get it done immediately! You were once so worthless and useless, but when we are done here you are going to be such a good boy!

Don't try to fight it, you won't win!