Men that get laid have actual stories they can tell their buddies. What stories do you tell? Do you pretend like you get laid or do you stay quiet. No matter, you're just not getting laid. How could a loser like you get laid anyway? Imagine the stories you could tell if you weren't so pathetic. I can't imagine a loser finding a woman that wanted to fuck.

I have stories I could tell. I will let you listen to my stories of how Mr and I would have fun, how I took his cock and his cum. You wish you had stories like this.