I love when gooners are committed, when they give in, let go of everything, go deeper and deeper and deeper... but it's not enough. I know there's a woman in your life and I know that she's a distraction. So here's what I want:

Make her a porn widow.

Focus on your porn collection, feel your hand on your dick, fix your eyes on your screen, and let your addiction absolutely destroy your relationship.

Fuck it. Forget it. Forget her. All you need is the filth on your screen and the satisfaction of being the depraved gooner you're really meant to be.

I love when gooners are committed, when they give in, let go of everything, go deeper and deeper and deeper... but it's not enough. I know there's a woman in your life and I know that she's a distraction. So here's what I want:

Make her a porn widow.

Focus on your porn collection, feel your hand on your dick, fix your eyes on your screen, and let your addiction absolutely destroy your relationship.

Fuck it. Forget it. Forget her. All you need is the filth on your screen and the satisfaction of being the depraved gooner you're really meant to be.