I've had a cold for the past couple of days and I'm laying on the couch feeling miserable in my dressing gown, trying to rest. I talk to you about my cold and whinge about how awful I feel, you can hear in my nasally voice how blocked up I am. I'm coughing all over the place and can feel so much snot in my nose, I have to blow it a couple of times and you can see it dribbling out. You love seeing me in this state don't you? All sick, snotty and coughy.

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