I'm out of toilet paper again!! I've been a bit constipated so haven't been in any rush to buy some more but luckily I've got some tissues on hand because I think I'm finally ready to go. I pull down my leggings and sit on the toilet, I can already tell this is going to be a job and a half. I try to push but nothing comes out so I try to relax a little and then push again. I end up pushing several times but all that comes out is a very wet sounding fart. I still wait and push and wait and push until finally, I manage to squeeze out a small log. It's not long before I push out the great big ...

I'm out of toilet paper again!! I've been a bit constipated so haven't been in any rush to buy some more but luckily I've got some tissues on hand because I think I'm finally ready to go. I pull down my leggings and sit on the toilet, I can already tell this is going to be a job and a half. I try to push but nothing comes out so I try to relax a little and then push again. I end up pushing several times but all that comes out is a very wet sounding fart. I still wait and push and wait and push until finally, I manage to squeeze out a small log. It's not long before I push out the great big one that was stuck, making a big splashing noise as it drops into the toilet. All the pushing has made me need to pee as well so I let that out and then I grab my tissues and wipe myself until I'm clean. I pull my leggings back up, flush the toilet and wash my hands, feeling so much more emptier and relieved that I managed to finally get it all out!

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