March wouldn't feel complete without a touch of madness, wouldn't you agree? It's a time for tantalizingly teasing and denying, as well as potentially experiencing some financial recklessness. As my birthday approaches, I believe that starting it off with a bit of financial destruction will set the tone for a memorable celebration. Your sole purpose is to attentively listen, graciously accept, and wholeheartedly comply with my desires.

March wouldn't feel complete without a touch of madness, wouldn't you agree? It's a time for tantalizingly teasing and denying, as well as potentially experiencing some financial recklessness. As my birthday approaches, I believe that starting it off with a bit of financial destruction will set the tone for a memorable celebration. Your sole purpose is to attentively listen, graciously accept, and wholeheartedly comply with my desires.