It's a little difficult for me to understand why there are only four days left to my birthday and you still haven't purchased any presents from my wishlist. I know who has because of course they want to tell me about it, so excited they've spoiled their goddess for her bday. Yet, some of you simpleton subs are hiding in the shadows knowing you haven't gotten anything and don't plan on it. Here's your ultimatum.

It's a little difficult for me to understand why there are only four days left to my birthday and you still haven't purchased any presents from my wishlist. I know who has because of course they want to tell me about it, so excited they've spoiled their goddess for her bday. Yet, some of you simpleton subs are hiding in the shadows knowing you haven't gotten anything and don't plan on it. Here's your ultimatum.