Happy Birthday to Me! Go ahead, sing it the song loud and proud. It's your Unfriendly Black Hottie's birthday. Today the world gained a Goddess. A maneater. A white boy slayer. A bad bitch. A greedy little Black Hottie that just keeps getting better with each passing year. Of course your birthday present to Me will be cash. Why? Such a stupid question. BECAUSE I DESERVE IT, simple.