How much do you love working for Black Hottie Incorporated? Well I see you've been working for My company for many many years and I've seen nothing but great things from you. That is until now. W/we have an issue and it's a most unforgivable one. One that I could rightfully fire your ass over... but I won't. Oh no. I'm going to use that loyalty and eager to please attitude in another position. One not as grand or well paying. In fact you'll be putting up with a lot more sh- urm umm activities haha.