you really want to be close to My ass. It's you one in only goal in life...to have Me spread My juicy ass cheeks and plant My ass on your face. you'd leave this earth the happiest man ever... what if I said you could have that? What if everyday for the rest of your life you could be under My ass. Sniffing... tasting... all the things you yearn for. Yes you. It doesn't have to remain a fantasy for you. All you have to do is accept the position. Say yes and you'll be "consuming" all the wonderfulness this ass expels...