Every now and again you think to yourself that you’re gonna give up the gooning life, attempt to be a “normal/conventional man” and get yourself a girlfriend. So you download all the dating apps, and spend hours upon hours, scrolling through pictures and profiles of women that don’t compare to your gooning Goddesses. Swiping left and right hoping that you’ll get a match You’ll even go on dates, but then you know that the basic Becky you’re out with will never know about your secret gooning fetish, and you start to wonder if the normal/conventional dating life is really worth it. So then a m... Show more