Picture the scene, loser. It's date night. The lights are dimmed. I'm standing before you, already stripped down to sexy lingerie. Can you picture it? Lol. Well, don't get too excited. I'm not your date. Obviously. No, I want you to dig out your wank rag. Tonight, you're going to be romancing your cum sock. Lol. How pathetic. I have a sock here that I'll graciously use to demonstrate what I want you to do. You'd probably love to jerk off with one of My socks, wouldn't you? Especially if I'd been wearing it all day. But even that is too good for you. I want you to take one of your own socks,... Show more