You and I both know the cause of most of your problems: your pathetic cock. You came into My salon hoping to get your hair cut, but I have other plans for what I will be chopping off today...your gross cock. I have fantasized about chopping a dick off for quite some time, and this time you pushed Me over the edge. I can’t even begin to explain how disgusted I am just thinking about your stupid little cock. As soon as I saw you had a boner while sitting in My chair I just knew I had to get rid of it! You definitely don’t want Me telling your wife that you popped a boner while I was cutting y... Show more