I can't believe it took Me so long to realize the one thing that relieves My stress and fills Me with happiness, contentment and pleasure more than anything else. My new favorite hobby is kicking men in the balls as hard as I can. It's so much fun, and watching them topple over to the ground gets Me so excited. It's something I recommend every woman tries at least once! This bitch gets real fucked up by the kicks from My bare feet. He is so lucky!