You hobbled into My law firm with some concerns about your will. It was obvious this was a pressing matter, as I could tell you were weaker than ever before. Your health is fading, but your bank accounts are still as lively as ever. I'll admit, when an opportunity is wrapped up and delivered so nicely right at My feet like this one, I can't help but bite. I've got some dirt on you, old man. Unless you want the end of your life to be spent hiding in shame, we're going to make some changes to your will; changes that will better suit ME.