It's pretty obvious, a woman like me would NEVER fuck you. I'm sure you've discovered this fact after years and years of fucking your own hand. Part of me thinks you prefer it that way. Maybe you're trying to do the world a favor by sparing women the disgusting experience of accidentally dating you. Or maybe you're just a fucking loser. Either way, I have strong feelings on the topic. Now shut up and listen obediently as I degrade you.