You've told me numerous dirty secrets over the years. You have some of the most humiliating fetishes I've ever heard, and your case of masturbation addiction is the worst I've seen. Your wife had to get a second job to pay for your extensive therapy, yet it hasn't paid off! Listen loser, I'll tell you what's gonna pay: YOU! You've been perving on me for far too long and I've had it up to here. You will be paying my hourly rate plus $1000 for every session. Pay up or I'm exposing your sorry ass to the world!