I am finally stumbling home after a night of debauchery and you are in the kitchen waiting for me. This is when I choose to tell you that I cheated on you. Maybe if you were a real man with a real dick, this would have never happened. But it did and now you're going to sit through one ridiculing comment after another as I tell you that I am leaving you once and for all.

I am finally stumbling home after a night of debauchery and you are in the kitchen waiting for me. This is when I choose to tell you that I cheated on you. Maybe if you were a real man with a real dick, this would have never happened. But it did and now you're going to sit through one ridiculing comment after another as I tell you that I am leaving you once and for all.