March is the month of my birth, which means you will be doing lots of worshipping in the form of sending, spoiling, and kneeling in reverence. Obviously a perfect deity like myself deserves to be pampered. I am your Goddess, after all, which means I expect nothing less. You will serve me in this manner on my birthday as well as every other day of the year because you simply have no choice. You're a beta male. You belong on your knees and that's exactly where you're going to remain.