I had a big lunch today, which means I am FULL of farts. Good thing I have a little fart sniffing loser here to stick his nose in my crack. What's the point of farting if some idiot isn't on his knees sniffing them? Exactly. He is going to be face first right up against my ass, which is where you wish you were. Instead, you're just going to jerk to the thought of sniffing my farts. It's the next best thing... kind of.