Hey boomer. I've got some really hot jerk off instructions for you, but none of them involve your shriveled up dick. They do involve your hand though, reaching into your wallet, pulling out a credit card, and paying me. That's right, old loser! The only thing you're good for is money. Your adult offspring want nothing to do with you. Your divorce is finalized. What exactly do you need that pension for? Hmm? Clearly your money belongs in my greedy hands and you're going to ensure I get it.