You are my step-son and you caught the dreadful "shrinking virus". Not only does it make you shrink, but clearly it makes you lazy too. This is especially annoying to me, your step-mom, who works all day and then has to come home to a messy house. In order to teach you a lesson, I've decided to sew you into my dirty thong so you are coerced into sniffing my stinky asshole while I go to the gym later. Will I let you free upon returning home? Or will I throw you in the hamper and have you stay a part of my dirty thong forever? I guess you will have to wait and see!