Your girlfriend is a nagging, ugly bitch. Why do you keep her around? She's only preventing you from doing what you really want to do: jerk to MY sexy body. I'm better than her in every single way and you know it. The only thing she ever successfully does is sit around in sweat pants and complain. She never wears make up. She never puts out. What's the point of being with her? Dump that bitch TODAY. It will give you more time to worship me, a true Goddess, who always makes your dick hard. Sure, I'm never going to touch you. But she never touches you either and she lives with you. The choice... Show more