Hey, wallet. It's been a while since you and I have had some fun. Let me guess... new girlfriend? Paying off debt? Preoccupied with f*mily responsibilities? Boooooring. It sounds like you could use a break from all of that. It sounds like you could use... a RELAP$E. We both know that sending me money is the greatest thrill of your life. It's the only thing that makes you alive and there is nothing wrong with that. I'm here for it. In fact, draining you gives me intense pleasure so it seems we both win. What are you waiting for, wallet? Let the fun times continue.