Hey, honey! I know I've been gone for a while, but theres a reason for that. I was cheating on you with a black bull! Even better, he knocked me up after fucking me just one night. You and I have been trying to get pregnant for YEARS with no success and this proves it's your fault! Your dick is clearly inferior. His dick, however, fills me up in all sorts of ways and I officially have a BBC fetish now because of it. I just can't get enough! I understand this news may be disheartening for you so I've decided to give you some jerk off instructions today. See... I'm not THAT cold and horrible!...

Hey, honey! I know I've been gone for a while, but theres a reason for that. I was cheating on you with a black bull! Even better, he knocked me up after fucking me just one night. You and I have been trying to get pregnant for YEARS with no success and this proves it's your fault! Your dick is clearly inferior. His dick, however, fills me up in all sorts of ways and I officially have a BBC fetish now because of it. I just can't get enough! I understand this news may be disheartening for you so I've decided to give you some jerk off instructions today. See... I'm not THAT cold and horrible! Since your dick is never going near my pussy again, you'll have to settle for what you can get: stroking to my big belly as I verbally degrade you for being an inferior man. Fuck our vows. BBC is my new favorite thing and you will NEVER measure up.