The entire country is under quarantine and we've been told to be socially distant. This should be a breeze for you, loser! You're always locked in your house and there is never anyone calling to hang out with you. The world is in a panic, but it's just business as usual at your place. And by "business as usual", I mean you've got your hand on your cock and you're pumping away like some kind of jerkaholic freak. This quarantine hasn't disrupted your life in any way and that is really sad. Go fuck yourself, loser... literally.