It's that time of year again! The dirt from the bottom of my boots is up for auction and only the BIGGEST losers bid on it. Are you one of those losers? Probably. If you are reading this, you've either won an auction or you wish you've won an auction. Either way, you are beneath me; lower than dirt in fact! This is precisely why you pay me for it. And guess what else? Losers ALWAYS pay extra. So not only are you going to win my auction, but you're also going to send me extra money because you're so pathetic. Enjoy the view, LOSER.