Today, I want to discuss your little, itty, bitty dick. You know... that disgusting thing between your legs that you're stuck with for life. No woman wants it. And if no woman wants it, there is no point to your existence. You just pump away with two fingers day after day because it's impossible to wrap your whole hand around it. Your dick is small and inadequate. It's nauseating. You are going to give up attempting to get pussy because you're just wasting women's time. There's nothing redeeming about you. You're just a tiny dick freak who's going to pledge to be pussy free FOR LIFE.