Your girlfriend recently dumped you. How can you possibly be surprised? You're a LOSER and LOSERS never keep girlfriends around for long. She probably told you something like "you deserve better", but the truth is... you don't. She deserves better and that's exactly what she's going to get. You, on the other "hand", have a life of chronic masturbation to look forward to. There will never be another girl like her so now, it's all about you, your dick, and your disgusting palm. It's all your fault, LOSER. Go stroke about it.

Your girlfriend recently dumped you. How can you possibly be surprised? You're a LOSER and LOSERS never keep girlfriends around for long. She probably told you something like "you deserve better", but the truth is... you don't. She deserves better and that's exactly what she's going to get. You, on the other "hand", have a life of chronic masturbation to look forward to. There will never be another girl like her so now, it's all about you, your dick, and your disgusting palm. It's all your fault, LOSER. Go stroke about it.