Check it out, freak. I am wearing the hottest thing in the whole world... slippers! They make you so hard and horny, which I find very amusing. What the fuck is wrong with you? They are SLIPPERS. You shouldn't be jerking to them, yet here we are. You're weak for how filthy and smelly they are and I love using your weakness to mock and humiliate you. It's what you deserve! What kind of a weirdo gets hard over slippers? Oh right... you do.