Honey, what are you doing on the carpet? Step-Mommy explicitly told you not to be on the carpet when I'm vacuuming. It's very dangerous for a tiny boy like you! You could get sucked inside and I would never see you again! I understand you like to watch your Step-Mommy in her sexy apron, but you're going to do so from the chair. That's the safest place for you! Enjoy the view, honey, but remember... STAY OFF THE CARPET.