I ask you to sit and watch me devour chicken wings and dessert, which I do as I stare at you hungrily. I then explain that I met a boy who looks exactly like you with chubby cheeks and he is currently digesting in my belly right now. Your greatest fears suddenly come true. I tell you you're next on the menu, then describe in detail how I plan on eating you whole. I start with how it will feel to be stuffed in my mouth, then slide down my throat into the pit of my stomach, and eventually coming out the other end. I explain all of this while drawing attention to my huge belly. You realize the... Show more