I had the best sex this weekend and I am dying to tell someone about it! All my girlfriends are busy though so that leaves you, my one and only guy friend. I just have to tell somebody though, which means you're going to get an earful... AND a mouthful. I know that you love when I wear my flip flops and you especially love how dirty they get because you know you get to clean them with your tongue. Don't worry, foot boy. Your secret's safe with me! I know there was a time when you wanted to date me and all and that was really awkward. I'm glad we have a mutual understanding now: I keep your ... Show more